when the teacher pairs you up with people who don’t care about their grades
The only thing worse than being put into a group of strangers for a class project is being put into a group of strangers who are already friends with each other.
NO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
what the fUCK????
The sections where the cut is will slowly become shorter and shorter until they are no longer there, but seeing as the change is so minimal, it is incredibly difficult to discern with the naked eye. Not magic, no breaking the universe, just a bit of illusional mathematics.
welcome to tumblr where people think that infinite chocolate is a thing
I did do it and it works. OMG i’m so happy.
one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away
one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
omfg this is the best piece of satire i have read in eons.
:’) We sshould speak!